A little comedic script that I'm working on. Very rough draft; but I think it has potential.

I have these very crazy ideas when I'm episodic because I can't sleep; but I also can't turn off my brain. This is a tale I haven't quite hashed out. The main theme is redemption; but it should be comedic. Now the protagonist is not a hero or even an antihero he's basically just a morally reprehensible person; but on the day that the story begins his fairy godmother appears to him and tells him "you must make a baby soon, for the Future of the World depends on it." Now after saying that, the fairy godmother just disappears, she doesn't so much as introduce the guy to the girl he should make the baby with, so he just starts going on blind dates. The body of the story is the guy's adventures as he meets and escapes from the wrong girls. The first girl is a cyborg murderbot from The Future (think Terminator 3), the second girl has a vagina dentata, the third one is just an insufferable bitch. So then, after barely escaping termination, emasculation, and nagging to death, he meets this girl, that maybe was the girl next door, and he makes a baby with her and saves the world, because the Future depends on it, and that baby is gonna be the girl that destroys all the murderbot cyborgs.