Monday, May 7, 2012

Slashing Car Tires

Ok, so I've been accused of doing this shit, except I was accused of doing it to some sorry ass piece of shit that I really had no quarrel with, except the motherfucker was crazy like a mug, or maybe he was crazy like a mug.  What happened in that case is that the motherfucker let his tires go fucking flat.  You can fix a fucking tire as long as the hole is not in the sidewall; but once it's in the sidewall, you're fucked.  I've known this from an early age, because I love cars, and that's how I know how to sabotage a fucking car.  Mr. Junky later kicked his dad on the balls, because he was nuts and on drugs, and couldn't fucking handle life.
I won't lie.  I have stabbed a few tires through the sidewall; but I'm always ninja as fuck about it, so nobody even notices.  And my only regret is not stabbing more.

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