The Innocence of Movies

Here's what happens:  Some dumbass makes a crapass movie with production value below amateur porn, and some other asshole decides to make an issue of it, a bunch of people get killed; but now that crapass movie is a fucking franchise with increasingly greater funding, so now for your enjoyment, and the displeasure of the censors, here's the fucking full movie.  I haven't watched it, nor will I, because I don't like watching a bunch of hams chewing up green screen.  But here it is, in full.
Allah sucks my ass, that's how I keep it clean
Fuck all you moslems that keep doing this bullshit.  The death of an American ambassador shall be returned ten-fold, and you will rue September 11 every day from here till the end of time.
I believe in no god; but I do believe in revenge.  You assholes will lose this war, because you do not understand who you are fighting against.

muhammed and allah can Kiss My Grits

Did I call it, or did I fucking call it?  Look for Innocence of Muslims 2 on Christmas day, and coming Summer 2013, Innocence of Muslims3DD (with holographic tits). Brought to you courtesy of stupid Islamists. 

Earlier in the week, I said that the Islamist violence would only get more free publicity for this piece of  crap that has less production value than homemade porn.  I don't remember if I blogged about it; but I did say it to numerous people, and now it's happened.

I don't really care if it this turd uploads on the blog.  You can watch the shit all over the internet.  I'll upload it if it gets censored.  Here's one of many Youtube links, although I don't understand why anyone would want to subject themselves to such a waste of time; but the muslims killing a bunch of people aren't particularly understandable to me either, in fact, that part is much less understandable to me.

muhammad was in fact a child molester, so why the fuck are you goatfuckers getting your panties in a bunch? 

 

Can god Microwave A Burrito So Hot that Even he Can Eat It?

You ever watch Chinatown?  I just found out something related to both water rights, and electrical distribution that affects 7 million people.  Let's just hope I don't have to shoot anybody or get my nose cut before getting to the bottom of this shit. I'm betting nobody is crazy enough to try to have a couple of goons hold me down and then pull a switch blade, because, well, I know something about the last two people that tried to hold me down:  They never tried it again, and I punched them in the dick so hard that they are now adoption advocates, and they deserved it.
You know that paradox of whether god can make something so hard to move that not even he could do it?  When I was a kid in fifth grade,  I was fresh out of friends; because both of my besties moved to another school, so for one full semester, I was without friends, these two assholes, one random morning when I was eating a bean and rice sandwich, tell me to move out of where I was sitting.  I was older than both of them, so I think that they both knew that if they punched me, I could take them both.  Their stupid alternative was that they were going to jump over me, to give me a scare.  Mind you, they were saying this within earshot of me, so before they even started running towards me, I put my food away, and I did a kung fu double punch straight up.    I didn't punch them in the balls as they leaped over my head, mind you; but both of them thought that my fists would shrink at their stupidity.  As could be very obviously expected, both of these idiots' balls ran straight into my upright fists.  I pickup up my my lunchbox, and I don't know what the fuck happened to them.  I never saw either of them again.  Maybe the assholes were looking for an easier alternative to vasectomy. though I don't think they even knew what the fuck that was

Kate Middleton is an Attention Whore

Here's the fucking deal. You can't go around, knowing that paparazzi are following you everywhere you go, and take your clothes off in a public setting, and then complain about it. Sue me too, bitches.

Why the fuck do people even bother with Kate Middleton anyways?  It's not like she's even relevant in any way. She's the princess of a dead monarchy.  Also more tit pics:

What the fuck you gonna do about it, William?  I'm so fucking scared of your royal wrath.  BTW, your wife has a nice rack.

Shelley Lubben is a Hypocrite and a Whore

So Shelley Lubben is this anti-porn crusader that claims that women are physically and sexually abused against their will in porn. Ok, first of all if you are going to be working for a company called facialabuse.com, or for like kink.com, I would think you'd research the company to find out if their kind of porn is the kind you want to make. You can't complain that you got mouthraped by facialabuse, or you got tied up and gang banged by kink. That is what those sites do. Hell, I research my potential employers, and the kind of jobs I apply to do not involve me getting a cock inserted into any of my orifices. Second of all, she is very vocal about being a former porn actress (I fucking hate how all these nobodies claim to be porn stars or former porn stars. Sasha Grey, Ron Jeremy, Sativa Rose, Peter North, Jenna Jameson, hell, even Bella Donna, those are porn stars. Being in a porn does not make you a porn star). That right there, she thinks it gives her more cred; but to me, it discounts anything she has to say against porn. Last of all. When she says that she's done porn, I no longer give a shit about anything else she has to say. I'm going straight to google to check out her porn.

Speaking of which, here's some of her porn, shot with a fairly crappy russet. 

Also, I bet dollars to donuts that her pink cross charity is just a front for the "let's help Shelley make her next boat payment fund."  Nobody is stupid enough to take on the porn industry.  That shit has resources and influence beyond what you could imagine; but you can make a lot of bank by tricking right wing religious nuts into thinking that you're crusading against porn. 
Bitch should go back to porn. She was mediocre at it; but at least she can't talk so much shit with a dick in her mouth.

Do Pickup Artist Techniques Actually Work?

Ok, so this asshole has been championing pickup techniques, not even like that stupid show, where the douchebag talks about peacocking and shit; but subtle techniques that are supposed to be hardwired in the medula oblongata of humans. For the sake of science, I will try out these techniques with every random woman I meet for a month. The techniques are:
1. Never face a woman directly with your body when you are first meeting her.
2. Always look directly at a woman's mouth as she is talking.
3. Before you talk to a woman about anything serious, tell her "I like to meet people that are open to new experiences, I think you are one of those people, and that makes me feel comfortable."
I am doing this as a skeptic, because I think this is BS. I think I'm going to be celibate for about a month; but I'll give it a chance in the name of science. Anything in the name of science. An easy way for me to remember is September 15th to October 15th, the rest of the time I award to the system for free, and if anything else should interrupt my schedule, I reserve the right to end the thing for any significant reason. I would explain the reason, if necessary; but I don't think it will be necessary. The kinds of girls I've seen fall for the douchebags in the reality shows are not the kind of girls I'd want to date. I'm looking to score a 10, and have her fall in love with me. I know it won't work; but anything in the name of science, right? I am so getting repeateadly slapped for a month.

I'm either going to get calluses on my cheeks, or on my dick. My money is on the cheeks.

Actually, I'll probably get laid somewhere in between, independent of the study. Maybe a lot; but no effect on the study.

In my experience the rules of the pickup game are much simpler than the aforementioned three.  Game beats face, and money beats game