Do Pickup Artist Techniques Actually Work?

Ok, so this asshole has been championing pickup techniques, not even like that stupid show, where the douchebag talks about peacocking and shit; but subtle techniques that are supposed to be hardwired in the medula oblongata of humans. For the sake of science, I will try out these techniques with every random woman I meet for a month. The techniques are:
1. Never face a woman directly with your body when you are first meeting her.
2. Always look directly at a woman's mouth as she is talking.
3. Before you talk to a woman about anything serious, tell her "I like to meet people that are open to new experiences, I think you are one of those people, and that makes me feel comfortable."
I am doing this as a skeptic, because I think this is BS. I think I'm going to be celibate for about a month; but I'll give it a chance in the name of science. Anything in the name of science. An easy way for me to remember is September 15th to October 15th, the rest of the time I award to the system for free, and if anything else should interrupt my schedule, I reserve the right to end the thing for any significant reason. I would explain the reason, if necessary; but I don't think it will be necessary. The kinds of girls I've seen fall for the douchebags in the reality shows are not the kind of girls I'd want to date. I'm looking to score a 10, and have her fall in love with me. I know it won't work; but anything in the name of science, right? I am so getting repeateadly slapped for a month.

I'm either going to get calluses on my cheeks, or on my dick. My money is on the cheeks.

Actually, I'll probably get laid somewhere in between, independent of the study. Maybe a lot; but no effect on the study.

In my experience the rules of the pickup game are much simpler than the aforementioned three.  Game beats face, and money beats game