You
now what really chaps my ass? When people say women and mean woman.
It just pisses me the fuck off. It's deffinitely in my top ten pet
peeves. Here are some of my other ones, in no particular order:
-"Can I ask you a question?" You just did, asshole. At least qualify your inquiry.
-Bigots thinking that I will go along with their bigotry just because
I'm not of the particular group of people they discriminate against.
I've actually told people I'm gay, Indian (I'm like half pipil; but what
I said was that I was South Asian Indian), Vietnamese, and Filipino at
different times to people that were being bullies towards those groups
of people, and told those bigots to fuck off and get the fuck out while
they have a chance.
-Teachers. Not like anybody that taught me in
school as I grew up; but these fuckers from my generation that have this
sense of entitlement that being a teacher means they they can be
assholes to everybody else, because they
are being underpaid, and their sacrifice allows them to hurt people.
I'm thinking specifically of Sandra Jurado, and David "rapist" Gums (the
"rapist" is in there because I actually stopped him from raping a girl
once, and fuck you if you think I'm ever gonna let him live that down).
Also, fucking your underage students is not a perk of the job, and just
meditate, if you are in any way attracted to minors, about what will
happen to you in jail.
-Crazy people that don't take their meds and
think illegal drugs are a better option. I've come so close to stabbing
and/or shooting a few of these fuckers, it's not funny.
-People
that inflict any of these other fuckers on me. I am very vocal about
disliking people. If you are having a party, either do not invite them
or do not invite me. I will either kick their ass, or kick yours; but
most likely, both. Probably not at the party; but certainly at some
later point. I keep grudges, and I make good on them.