Pet Peeves

You now what really chaps my ass? When people say women and mean woman. It just pisses me the fuck off. It's deffinitely in my top ten pet peeves. Here are some of my other ones, in no particular order:
-"Can I ask you a question?" You just did, asshole. At least qualify your inquiry.
-Bigots thinking that I will go along with their bigotry just because I'm not of the particular group of people they discriminate against. I've actually told people I'm gay, Indian (I'm like half pipil; but what I said was that I was South Asian Indian), Vietnamese, and Filipino at different times to people that were being bullies towards those groups of people, and told those bigots to fuck off and get the fuck out while they have a chance.
-Teachers. Not like anybody that taught me in school as I grew up; but these fuckers from my generation that have this sense of entitlement that being a teacher means they they can be assholes to everybody else, because they are being underpaid, and their sacrifice allows them to hurt people. I'm thinking specifically of Sandra Jurado, and David "rapist" Gums (the "rapist" is in there because I actually stopped him from raping a girl once, and fuck you if you think I'm ever gonna let him live that down). Also, fucking your underage students is not a perk of the job, and just meditate, if you are in any way attracted to minors, about what will happen to you in jail.
-Crazy people that don't take their meds and think illegal drugs are a better option. I've come so close to stabbing and/or shooting a few of these fuckers, it's not funny.
-People that inflict any of these other fuckers on me. I am very vocal about disliking people. If you are having a party, either do not invite them or do not invite me. I will either kick their ass, or kick yours; but most likely, both. Probably not at the party; but certainly at some later point. I keep grudges, and I make good on them.

Woman is singular. Women is plural. Same as with man and men, just with a fucking wo at the beginning, and also, if you get creative with the spelling, like for example wymin, I will slap you so hard that you will cry for a few days, even in your sleep. I will slap you so hard that it will take the taste out your mouth, and replace it with a new one: The taste of sadness.