Monday, April 22, 2013

Tree Huggers Better Eat a Bag of Dicks.

Earth day, Iran, and North Korea, can all suck my ass.
 That's the list of shit I never fucking worry about, because why the fuck should I? If you don't lead a sustainable life, that's on you. If you are in Iran or North Korea, and you haven't killed your dictator, that's also on you. Some orders are taller than others; but that doesn't mean they are not worth fulfilling.
Imma eat some fried chicken now, because I can, and fuck you if you think Imma turn my lights off for an hour today, or not take a machete to all the vegetation I don't want in my backyard. Go hug a tree, and hope I don't take an axe to it after you leave.
I actually left all my lights on before leaving the house today. All of them. Just as a fuck you to all the hypocrite "environmentalists" out there. This actually costs me money; but it's worth it.  Just to piss you fuckers off.
Suck it, Gaia!!!  

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