Great Job, Fascist Federal Twats

Thanks, Obama! 
Your tax dollars hard at work. God forbid the FBI might solve a murder or missing person case, let's go after kids being sarcastic over the internet. This makes me so mad I want to shoot an elementary school full of kids, and eat their still beating hearts. Am I going to get arrested for writing that? Well,they're always welcome to try.  Fuck Big Brother!!!

Fuck the NSA and the CIA

So after Snowden leaked the domestic spying programs the NSA has been illegally and unconstitutionally conducting on all of us, This happened.
Just a few days later, and BTW, what a fucking coinquidink, This other shit happened.
Thanks, Obama! You fucking cunt.

Pet Peeves

You now what really chaps my ass? When people say women and mean woman. It just pisses me the fuck off. It's deffinitely in my top ten pet peeves. Here are some of my other ones, in no particular order:
-"Can I ask you a question?" You just did, asshole. At least qualify your inquiry.
-Bigots thinking that I will go along with their bigotry just because I'm not of the particular group of people they discriminate against. I've actually told people I'm gay, Indian (I'm like half pipil; but what I said was that I was South Asian Indian), Vietnamese, and Filipino at different times to people that were being bullies towards those groups of people, and told those bigots to fuck off and get the fuck out while they have a chance.
-Teachers. Not like anybody that taught me in school as I grew up; but these fuckers from my generation that have this sense of entitlement that being a teacher means they they can be assholes to everybody else, because they are being underpaid, and their sacrifice allows them to hurt people. I'm thinking specifically of Sandra Jurado, and David "rapist" Gums (the "rapist" is in there because I actually stopped him from raping a girl once, and fuck you if you think I'm ever gonna let him live that down). Also, fucking your underage students is not a perk of the job, and just meditate, if you are in any way attracted to minors, about what will happen to you in jail.
-Crazy people that don't take their meds and think illegal drugs are a better option. I've come so close to stabbing and/or shooting a few of these fuckers, it's not funny.
-People that inflict any of these other fuckers on me. I am very vocal about disliking people. If you are having a party, either do not invite them or do not invite me. I will either kick their ass, or kick yours; but most likely, both. Probably not at the party; but certainly at some later point. I keep grudges, and I make good on them.

Woman is singular. Women is plural. Same as with man and men, just with a fucking wo at the beginning, and also, if you get creative with the spelling, like for example wymin, I will slap you so hard that you will cry for a few days, even in your sleep. I will slap you so hard that it will take the taste out your mouth, and replace it with a new one: The taste of sadness.

Tree Huggers Better Eat a Bag of Dicks.

Earth day, Iran, and North Korea, can all suck my ass.

 That's the list of shit I never fucking worry about, because why the fuck should I? If you don't lead a sustainable life, that's on you. If you are in Iran or North Korea, and you haven't killed your dictator, that's also on you. Some orders are taller than others; but that doesn't mean they are not worth fulfilling.

Imma eat some fried chicken now, because I can, and fuck you if you think Imma turn my lights off for an hour today, or not take a machete to all the vegetation I don't want in my backyard. Go hug a tree, and hope I don't take an axe to it after you leave.

I actually left all my lights on before leaving the house today. All of them. Just as a fuck you to all the hypocrite "environmentalists" out there. This actually costs me money; but it's worth it.  Just to piss you fuckers off.

Suck it, Gaia!!!  

Apocalyptic Assholes

Just a little comment on end of the world cults. I'm about half mayan, and the fact that the end of their calendar would signify the end of the world means the same to me as my yearly calendar signifying the end of the world, or the odometer in my car turning to zero signifying that the engine is going to somehow explode. 

 In China they arrested a "christian" group (I'm not a christian; but I used to be) for advocating the overthrow of the communist party, and those people deserve it, because you deserve whatever you get if you fight against communism with a bible, instead of say, a gun, or grenades. Nobody has been able to win a single battle against the reds without a fair amount of shooting and bombing. 

I'm not a christian; but I know enough scripture to know that no man, no angel, nor even Jeebus; but only the angry old testament Jehova knows the time and date. And even he doesn't know the time and date, because he is something that people made up because they are scared of death.

If you give away your possesions because you think armageddon is coming according to your fucked up way of thinking, your whole family is going to hate you later. Don't do that shit.

We're all going to be dead a lot longer than we are alive, so make the time that you're alive count. 

The Innocence of Movies

Here's what happens:  Some dumbass makes a crapass movie with production value below amateur porn, and some other asshole decides to make an issue of it, a bunch of people get killed; but now that crapass movie is a fucking franchise with increasingly greater funding, so now for your enjoyment, and the displeasure of the censors, here's the fucking full movie.  I haven't watched it, nor will I, because I don't like watching a bunch of hams chewing up green screen.  But here it is, in full.
Allah sucks my ass, that's how I keep it clean
Fuck all you moslems that keep doing this bullshit.  The death of an American ambassador shall be returned ten-fold, and you will rue September 11 every day from here till the end of time.
I believe in no god; but I do believe in revenge.  You assholes will lose this war, because you do not understand who you are fighting against.

muhammed and allah can Kiss My Grits

Did I call it, or did I fucking call it?  Look for Innocence of Muslims 2 on Christmas day, and coming Summer 2013, Innocence of Muslims3DD (with holographic tits). Brought to you courtesy of stupid Islamists. 

Earlier in the week, I said that the Islamist violence would only get more free publicity for this piece of  crap that has less production value than homemade porn.  I don't remember if I blogged about it; but I did say it to numerous people, and now it's happened.

I don't really care if it this turd uploads on the blog.  You can watch the shit all over the internet.  I'll upload it if it gets censored.  Here's one of many Youtube links, although I don't understand why anyone would want to subject themselves to such a waste of time; but the muslims killing a bunch of people aren't particularly understandable to me either, in fact, that part is much less understandable to me.

muhammad was in fact a child molester, so why the fuck are you goatfuckers getting your panties in a bunch?