So I went to the grocery store last night, and in the compulsive buy display next to the check register I see AA batteries, which include seeds that you are supposed to sow so that you are doing your part for the sake of Gaia or whatever that bitch's name is.
Anyways, let's say that angle is good for marketing. Do you really think any of those people are going to actually sow those? I doubt it.
I myself am not about to sow seeds on my garden just because it says "seeds" on the package. Fuck that. It's hard enough to grow an organic garden as it is. I don't need matapalos screwing it up for me.
As for my contribution to the earth, I buy rechargable batteries, which last much longer, and cost much less in the long run. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, you fucking hippy. Oh wait, it's cashed. Shit. Let's scrape the resin! And that's why I fucking hate hippies. They are a bunch of sorryass motherfuckers.
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