I never used to wet the bed as a child. I mean, I'm sure we all do it as babies; but I never did it as far back as I have memories of being a child. However, I wil admit that I have wet the bed a couple of times as an adult. Here is how it happened:
You wake up, you have an intense urge to go pee, so you get up off the bed, you go to the bathroom, and you start peeing.
And that's when you realize that you are still in bed, dreaming that you got up and went to the bathroom; but NOT dreaming that you are peeing. Goddamned subconscious. Where does it get off pranking me?
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