Dating

It's fun to be single and go out with different people; but what's nicer is when you find the person that gets you. Baskin Robbins has 31 one flavors, dating has billions of them; but when you find one that you like, stick to it; because eating shit ice cream is not fun. If you already know you like chocolate gelato, don't try the garlic ice cream.

 You end up going all the way to Gilroy only to try something that leaves a bad aftertaste, and you just spent a lot of gas money that you could have used to buy more chocolate gelato.