One thing I never had to do, even though I might have been considered by some as a nerd in high school, is about jocks giving me a swirlie. Because either the sureños, or I myself would have stabbed them. And I wasn't even a sureño.  

But I did own a small hunting knife, and if anybody had dunked my head in a toilet, they would have been so dead. I know exactly where the fucking clavicular artery is. That is the fastest way to do sentry removal. Just a comment on all the high school shootings. The problem is not guns. It's the assholishness of some ppl.

Assholes get shot or stabbed.

And Elephant is a crapass movie if I've ever seen one.  It tries to ovesimplify bullying by calling people fags.  What is Gus Van Sant, 7 years old?  Fuck him and the horse he rode in on.

And if you give a fuck about who I have sex with, you are nosy, and nosy people lose their noses. 

Morale of the story, don't be an asshole; because you never know when you're gonna meet a bigger asshole, and that asshole is obsessed with knives, shuriken, katanas, and guns.

And I am such an asshole.

I don't look for fights; but I do end them.

If a car cuts me off on the crosswalk, I just kick it, then all the other assholes stop. Now the asshole has to take his car to a bodyshop, and I'll just say that I was walking at a brisk step, and it was my right of way; but I've never found anybody that wanted a piece of me after I kicked their car, because they knew they were wrong.

Sometimes I don't even have to kick the car, I just yell FFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK YOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!! right before it cuts me off, and it miraculously stops.

Well, not so miraculous is it?  Rather.