Friday, April 6, 2012

Playing Hard to Get

Ladies, just give it up, you know you want to.
Here's an example from my own experience:
One of the most cathartic things in a man's life is when you have been trying to flirt with this girl for months, and she just isn't having it. Walks away from you mid sentence, even insults you. Then one day, you're just waiting for the bus, you see her walking on the other side of the street and you just go "fuck it, this is a lost cause," so you just ignore her; but she crosses the street and comes over to talk to you. If life were a movie, that's the point in the soundtrack where Mick Jagger starts singing Under my Thumb. You mark my words, Imma nail this girl but good, and soon.   
You know how sometimes you really like someone; but they treat you shabbily, so you also resent them, so when you finally have sex with them you give them one of those violent angry fucks? Yeah, I don't know anything about that either...

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