I ate that whole fucking cake, and every bite felt like work. I was like"maybe my palate is not sophisticated enough -bite- Nope, it does taste like it was made with ginger and a sadistic sense of humor." -Complentative state of mind- "fuck my life."
Saturday, March 10, 2012
Happy Motherfucking Birthday, You Sonofabitch!!!
Martha Stewart actually has a ginger carrot cake recipe. It's basically regular carrot cake; but with ground ginger in the cream cheese frosting. A friend of mine made this for my birthday one time (and I love him for it; but I still call him out on this. Real names will be concealed to protect the innocent; but let's call him "Dan"). Let's say that as soon as I tasted it, I knew that either he fucked it up or he was pranking me. Make no mistake ladies and germs, ginger has no place in any fucking frosting! It's like Martha Stewart thought about the only good thing about carrot cake, and decided, "if I can fuck up one single person's birthday this year, then my work is done until Ragnarok. Hahahahhahahahahahahahahah
I ate that whole fucking cake, and every bite felt like work. I was like"maybe my palate is not sophisticated enough -bite- Nope, it does taste like it was made with ginger and a sadistic sense of humor." -Complentative state of mind- "fuck my life."
I ate that whole fucking cake, and every bite felt like work. I was like"maybe my palate is not sophisticated enough -bite- Nope, it does taste like it was made with ginger and a sadistic sense of humor." -Complentative state of mind- "fuck my life."
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