The Hiltons

I don't know what made me think of this just now; but one time in Berkeley, these two foreign girls got on the bus I was riding. They were blonde and blue eyed, and very cute. College age. I'm not sure what language they spoke between them; but it was obvious that they spoke very little English, so European most likely. This one lady, maybe thinking that she was paying them a clever compliment asked them if they were the Hilton sisters. They simply said no; but I wonder if they knew who they were being compared to (I have met several people down here who don't know who the hell the Hilton sisters are, and couldn't pick Paris out of a lineup), and whether they would consider it a compliment if they did. My guess is probably not for the first question, and definitely not for the second one. BTW I just read an article about Paris' expensive fucking car. The damn thing could be an exercise on how to create the most expensive mobile eyesore in the history of skanks.

                                                        To the tardmobile!

 

Yeah.  Feast your eyes on that beaut up there.  For the same amount of money I could build a car that was body on frame, had a roots supercharger, produced over 1000 hp with water injection and was still fast as fuck without it even though it would have level 5 armor.  And it sure as fuck wouldn't be pink, though it would definitely have some badass art on it.