Natalie

Ok, so this is like an epic girl.  She's the one that got away from me.
She's the girl that taught me how to make love.
She also knew how to massage a man right before she fucked him.
She was Vietnamese, and as beautiful as the day is long.
I think her boobs were fake.  Whether they were or not is kind of besides the point, because she was so beautiful, that's the kind of girl a person can easily fall in love with.
And of course, I did fall in love with her.
This is a song that reminds me of her, and haunts me to this day.
Natalie, en la distancia, tu recuerdo vive en mí
I still remember that when I fucked her she used to put her feet right up against my butt and push me inside her.  I also remember how she taught me how to frenchkiss.  Some rich asshole married her, and I've lost touch with her.  I couldn't possibly find her right now; but man, I miss the fuck out of that girl.
I had her, and I lost her, and the fucking thing about it is that even if I had a Delorean that could go back in time to when I was fucking her, There's really nothing that I could have done that would result in me having her now.