The Greatest Love of All

You must love yourself greatly before you can love anyone else.  Then if you are lucky enough to have children, Love your children.  Women are a dime a dozen; but children, dogs and horses will give you their loyalty.  I've had more women than I can count; but I have only one daughter, one dog, and I can get laid pretty much any time I want for like $10.00.  I now only need a horse, except the terrain here is not fit for horse riding, and I don't have a fucking saddle.  My daughter is badass BTW.  She beats up boys older than her.  She takes after me.