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Ok, so maybe your gps broke, or you don't have a compass with you; but you happen to have a map, how do you find your bearings?  If you have a compass, don't follow the needle, you will end up walking in circles and the coyotes or the wolves will feast on you.  What you do is you look at the needle  Figure out the shortest route to civilization, and depending on your latitude, you travel at the times it's most comfortable to walk.  You never follow a compass needle, or you end up walking in circles.  You look at the needle, and pick out a landmark, then walk towards that, or you watch where the sun rose (that's east) or where it set (that's west)  If your left arm is pointing west, and your right arm is pointing east, then your stupid face is facing due north, and your ass is about to get buttfucked by my dick.  Just kidding, somebody else is gonna rape your ass.  You're not my type.