Driving through there you always have to be careful. So many deer. One time A bunch of my friends went over there, and I think they locked their keys in the car or something, and my car was on the fritz, so I had to go find them in a taxicab, and GPS doesn't work out there, and the driver was so stupid, and I was like "don't drive so fast, eejit, you'll hit a fucking deer, And turn on the frigging highbeams!" And he was like "I don't know how to turn them on." And he actually asked me how I meant to pay for the trip, even though he hadn't actually gotten me to the place, and he had previously told me he knew the way there. I told him "Either we find my friends or I'm not paying you a single red cent!" Of course I always have knives on me, Sometimes even guns, although that particular time I didn't have a gun. So I wasn't worried. I could probably have left him down a hill, then driven my friends off the hills once I turned on the highbeams on.
Then by some miracle we managed to find them, because I recognized the parking lot, and I actually had to get out of the car and yell to find them. I think they actually managed to open the trunk and dogpiled in it to stay warm because when I actually got there, there were actually a couple of them in the trunk. The hack actually got a pretty nice fare off driving them around SF. That doesn't mean he is not a fucktard, because anyone that doesn't know how to turn on the highbeams on his car is totally a fucktard.
BTW, if you know that you are about to hit a deer, don't brake. Accelerate instead, that increases the probability of it flying over your car because of the momentum. Do not EVER brake to avoid running over an animal. As a driver you have a higher responsibility. That responsibility is to yourself, and your passengers. If you try to avoid hitting a dog, and end up killing your children, to me you are worse than shit.
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