Brokeass Assholes Trying to Take my Money

I don't know why so many brokeass ppl axing me for money; but if they try to take it, not only are they gonna notice that I hardly ever carry cash on me; but also that I was born to chew gum, give a fuck, and kick ass, and I'm also out of gum and fucks. Not that I had much gum or fucks to begin with, and hell, I don't even like gum.

Seriously, if anybody tells me that they're gonna shoot me if I don't give them my wallet, they'd better say that after they've already shot me, because otherwise they're gonna get a cranial fracture from their own gun.