I'd Be All Over That

I Love Cats

See this is the kind of chick you fuck; but you don't date, because crazy in the head=crazy in the bed.  Trust me, this chick will get freaky with you when it comes time to do the nasty.  I don't know her; but I can tell from a mile away.  I love animals, I'd like a couple of cats and a couple of dogs, and to set up a tiger/lion/liger refuge; but I'm not obsessed with them.  My neighbor's kitten keeps breaking into my house.  I just think it's cute because as soon as it sees me open my front door's gate, it comes in; but once it sees me, it runs away; but it doesn't run out the same way it came in, it takes a real roundabout way.  And speaking of kittens.  There's this, which is so cute.
Cutest kitty hug ever
Something that you have to realize is that when kittens are born, they are as small as a mouse.  They are not born with their eyes open.  I learned this the hard way.  When I was about twelve there was a female cat around here that would fuck every tomcat in the neighborhood.  She left two cats right on our roof at different times.  One died fairly young.  I'm not sure why, but you can believe I cried my eyes out as I saw her expire her last breath. The other one was so badass that someone stole her.  I meshed so much with her that if I ever find out who took her from me, there'll be hell to pay.
Now here's the real heart breaker,  The cat mom also left a newborn cat on our roof during the rainy season.  For many days we couldn't figure out where the meowing was coming from, and all the time it was getting rained on, until one day my mom found it on the front garden, among the grass.  We tried to do everything for that kitten for the whole week it was with us; but it died before it could ever see the light of day.  He never had a chance to open his eyes.  I always choke up a little when I think about that.
Little update since I first wrote this.  The girl is just playing for the camera.  Here's a link to her Youtube channel:
Hartmanncara
She did have me fooled though.  I love talented actressess.  The pigtail girl from the esurance commercials also has an absolutely hillarious video on Youtube.  From when when her friend moved to LA.  Here's that:
Suzi Barrett Hates LA
Stupid hilarious fucking hot bitch!