Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Martial Arts, Kiai!

So here is a video about Chuck Norris, who (whom?) has basically become a human joke.

For a man to be so hairy and a karate champion, and a Texas Ranger (just like the Lone Ranger), and Cherokee, and still lose a fight to Bruce Lee is shameful.
Still, my wishlist is to have wings like Bruce's, and jeans like ol' Chuck.  Although I usually fight naked.
I learned a long time ago from Akira Kobayashi that there is no more terrifying sight than a naked man with a katana.  I'm basically the real life version of Crying Freeman, except I use a katana instead of a dagger.  And I don't kill people, because they run when they see me naked.  I think people don't care so much about the possibility of getting their heads taken clean off or getting run through with a fucking sword, as much as they care about "why the fuck is this guy naked? NVM, run before he does unspeakable things to you!"
Because of this I am the undisputed, undefeated, naked swordsmanship champion of the world.  I do not think there will ever be challengers to the title.
Oh, I know you guys want to see Bruce Lee beating Chuck to a bloody pulp now, so here it is

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