Rebecca Black. Poor Girl. Too Unliked.

Maybe she coulda been a decent musician some day; but she sold out too early, now what label would be so stupid to sign her?  Only the same scam label that originally conned her parents into doing it.  Singing well takes a lot of training.  Poor girl.  I hope that's a learning experience for her.  I genuinly feel sorry for this girl; but you know what, I even though  I danced the flamenco quite well in middle school, and the school I went too asked me to come for a couple of weekends of  fund raising.  This was after many months of training under a private flamenco teacher, and I knew how to dance quite well with a partner.  But at the first actual fundraiser, and at the second one also, my partner didn't attend, so the choreography I had been practicing did not serve me at all either of those times.  I lokked like a dumbass.  Then for the thidrd and biggest fundraising event of the year everyone in my family told me to get up and I was like "I know how to dance Flamenco very well with a partner; but I don't care for being made a fool out of, and that happened twice already, also, sopa de patas tastes like ass, so I'm staying home.  You can drag me over there if you want; but it'll be kicking and screaming, and I'll be damned if you are gonna be able to get me into my costume.  You'd have to kill me first, and I can't dance if I'm dead.  So I stayed home, just chillaxing.  Then, from the event, my dancing partner called me, and I just told her no, you screwed me twice, so now screw you.  She never talked to me after that.  Good riddance to bad rubbish.  I'm still well known for dancing very well.  I have no idea what happened to her, nor do I care.  I don't even remember her name or the name of the song we practiced.