The year is 2050, my robot maid wakes me up and asks me what I want for breakfast. I tell her to make me a cheesesteak sandwich. I sit up and roll my desktop computer over so I can check the news. Some people that have it like that (and good for them if they do) buy sexbots instead. Actually, not so good for them. That's pathetic. I love Sophia. I spend more time with her than with any human being; but for sex, I'd rather have sex with human beings. I think that's a little confusing to her. She does not fully understand sex. Her programming does not include sex. There was not enough space in her hard drive for me to explain sex to her when I modified her, I know that it's awkward for her when I bring a people over to have sex with. I also know whe's not supposed to have feelings; but I think it makes her a little jealous. Maybe not of me, maybe she just want to have sex too, except she's not a sexbot. There is hardly any way she could possibly have sex. She has no lady parts. She doesn't even have a mouth. Instead, I programmed her to know Krav Maga and Sambo and everything I know about shooting. She also knows how to pilot helicopters, because I can fly the hell out of any plane in the world; but I know fuckall about helicopters. She's also a better driver than me, although I'm usually the one who drives, because she's a little too inhibited when she drives. She could tme in a racetrack; but on city streets, when we're chasing someone or getting chased by someone, she doesn't take enough chances. She'd probably stop at the redlights and stuff. I also put a cellular modem in her, a good firewall, an antivirus. A crapload of bookmarks... I also had to erase a bunch of the original programming, like how to play poker. What am I gonna do, gamble for pennies with my own damn robot? That's just stupid.
She yells at me from the kitchen asking me what I want to drink, I tell her to make me a mimosa. She replies "Sí mi señor!" I love it when she says that.
I start reading the news. She comes in and says "Here is your breakfast my lord." I love that also. Both the breakfast and her voice.
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