Asshole Drivers

I almost had to uppercut a motorcyclist when I went over to the supermarket. Not a huge problem for me; but why is that guy such an asshole?

You know what is worse than getting run over by a motorcycle? Getting a fist rammed into your face at 30 kmh plus the velocity of the fist. Even with a helmet you will die if you run into that.

He veered off at the last second, otherwise, it would have been tested empirically. Motherfucking science!

 Do not try to experiment empirically with fists and motorcycles unless you want to die.  Do NOT try this at home.