Sunday, September 4, 2011

David Gumms, aka Gummy

Ok, so this asshole was always a smartass to me.  One time, as we were driving in a parking lot that always has police security, he's like trying to light up a weed pipe, and I'm like "waht the fuck, are you retarded?"  And he's like "This guy is just a fag."  Later that month, one of my other friends threw a party.  One of the girls at the party (kind of like a scene girl) lost her purse.  She announced that she would give a makeout session to whoever found it.  Gummy told her to go look for it in the bathroom, after that, he locked the bathroom door, and tried to rape her.  I started kicking the door in, while yelling "not cool!"  I was about to get my gun and shoot the lock off, when the asshole realized he'd been caught and just opened the door. 
dopey smarts
It's not the poster; but the first guy rapping.  If that guy comes anywhere near my daughter, I will take his head clean off.  Be aware that he is a substitute teacher.  When a substitute teacher has a neck tattoo, kill him.
This is why to this day David Gums and I do not see I to eye, and the next time I see him I will behead his dumbass.

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