3. Julia Stiles in Cuba.
Cuba is an oppressive regime, what a fucking shocker!
2. Vampires aren't real, you fucking n00b!
Seriously? Fucking seriously? I could just stab this guy in the heart with my folder tanto, and he'd be dead. Not with a wooden stake or anything like that, just a folding steel pocket knife. Fucking eejit. If anyone ever tells me that they are a vampire, you mark my words, I will hand their ass back to them.
1.Sandra Bullock has to pay him alimony because the guy ain't shit
Ok, Sandra Bullock is a bit older than me, by like 11 years; but if I managed to have that woman as my girlfriend, or wife, I would totally hold on to her and be loyal to her till death do us part, because I could finish any verbal fight by saying "I fuck Sandra Bullock every night. Your arguement is invalid."
I mean Jesse who? Like the old west bandit? And he makes motorcycles for a living? And he cheated on an A-lister with a porn star? And now he's hooking up with some tattoo artist? Fucking EEEEEEJIT.
Just putting it all in perspective.
That asshole just doesn't know how to appreciate women. If I were as lucky as him as to bag Sandra Bullock I wouldn't so much as look at any other woman, ever again.
The eejitness of some people fucking astounds me.
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