Explosion!

Holy fuck! So like ten minutes ago I was toasting the bread for my breakfast sandwich in the oven, and I saw that the flame in the oven had blown out, so I turn off the gas, I try to ventilate the area, then I try sniff for propane smell, couldn't smell any, then I try to relight the fucking thing, and it goes KABOOM!!! I could feel the flames licking at my face, and the stove actually physically moved. I'm actually amazed that I am neither dead, nor in a burn ward, and I even still have my eyebrows and eyelashes. But seriously, holy fucking shit fuck fuck. 

The sandwich was good though.

I don't really understand how bread drenched in bacon fat can not ignite into a flash fire in the middle of a propane explosion; but it didn't, and I was able to finish toasting it, and to make my sandwich; but still, holy fuck.

 Now I can genuinely call that mofo a pussy.  I just got blowed up, and I didn't have any of that shit on me.  Just a t-shirt and briefs.