Pictures

Ok, I saw this collection of pictures on the internet, and although you often see an interesting picture or demotivational poster, or even a funny lol cat, this is the most interesting collection of pictures I've seen yet, and the pictures don't really have anything to do with each other; but I'm gonna comment on each of them.  Here's the page I'm referring to:
Interesting pic collection
1.  Hey, look at me!  I was swimming in the ocean and I found a sexy ass.
2.  She's kissing him; but he's just trying to eat her.
3.  Just put your booze in a drawer, dumbass, why go through all that trouble to hide it?
4.  Vladimir Putin is badass.  I'm not even sure why this was included in the collection, except maybe for his badassness.
5.  Ok, even if the guy was a clown (which I have no way of knowing if was or not), and his fellow clowns came to pay their respects, they could have done it out of costume.
6.  Panda walks into a restaurant, he orders, he eats; but when the waiter brings him the bill, he pulls out a gun and kills him.  The owner is like "what the fuck!"  And the panda is like "I'm a panda, look it up."  So the restaurant owner pulls out his dictionary, and looks up panda.  It says "Panda: Asian bear easily recognized by it's distinctive black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."
Remember kids, he who would pun would pick a pocket, as the saying goes, so when in my vecinity, guard your wallet at all times.  Fair warning.
7.  I am sick and tired of these motherfucking snakes in my motherfucking head.
8.  It's the Sigüanaba, and she's wielding dog-chucks.  We're fucked.  Game over, man.
9.  I fucking hate African love birds with the white hot heat of a thousand suns.  Don't ask me why.  I just do.
10.  It's one thing to have a cat try to steal your motorcycle.  It's quite another to have a gang of cats succeed at it.
11.  Staying frosty at the concert.
12.  Staying not too frosty at the beach.
13.  NOS rules!  You know when you purge the bottle before a drag race.  That's the definition of awesome.  For illustrative purposes for those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, here's this vid:
Camaro purging NOS
Now if anyone said to my face that that's not awesome, I would punch them in the dick before whipping out my dog-chucks.
14.  That's one sick taxidermist.
15.  Yeah, cops are stupid.  Duh!
16.  Spiderman, he does anything a commuter can.
17.  I am sick and tired of these motherfucking snakes on my motherfucking dog.
18.  Blondes.  Not smart; but I still love them.  I probably love them for not being smart, too.
19.  If you're gonna be showing your tits anyways, why bother covering up the nipples?
20.  See, this chick doesn't bother covering anything in front of her daughter, or her father.  That's gangsta.
21.  You got a lot of plaque there, let me floss your buttcheeks.
22.  Oh come on dude, just take a strong drink of liquor, and drink it like a man, instead of making a spectacle of yourself.
23.  Ok, if you are showing off your buttcheeks, other than at the beach, someone is gonna slap them.  If it were me, I'd be biting them in that pic.
24.  I would kill for a car like that, and the people that own it are abusing it.
25.  You better hope you kill that guy, otherwise he's gonna come back and torch you, your family, and your house, then he'll salt the earth so that nothing grows on your property for 100 years.
26.  Real sexy dude.  In case you didn't notice, I'm being sarcastic.
27.  Nice phone.
28.  Nice ass.
29.  Nice dog.
30.  Nice bike.
31.  Nice Jakuzzi
32.  Nice elephant orgy.
33.  Ok, if you can get a chick to give you a blowjob while all your friends are watching and posing for a pic, that's the definition of pimp.
34.  O hell no!  I don't care if your high jump champion.  Get in my belly!
35.  This is my science fair experiment.  It demonstrates that putting a huge phallic thing in front of my crotch will get me chicks.

Dang, that was a lot of pics; but we got through them.