Food Rant

Might Hot Dogs Perchance Be Unhealthy? Durrr Derp Derp
Ok, when I have sausages in buns, it's usually Bockwurst, or Luisiana hot links, if I can even find them down here, and don't tell me you can't afford them.  I am pretty much continuosly broke down here, so if I can afford Bockwurst more often that hot dogs, you can too.  Although I do eat just plain hot dogs from time to time, and I do know just how bad they are for me, and anyone that doesn't is just an absolute fucktard.  But I know I won't die from that because I eat a couple of those like every how many months?  I think like 6 months ago I ate some of that.  Eating healthy is not rocket science.  I eat bacon every day.  But it's Canadian bacon usually, which is leaner, and I only slice just right so it will fit on my daily baked potato.  I only buy regular bacon (which is much fattier) when they're out ouf  the Canadian at the store.  I also eat a lot of fish and meat, and try to keep the sugar down a little, although I do love desserts.  This is because I am on a potassium rich diet, and I don't particularly like bananas, although I never turn down a Salvadorean plaintain empanada.
I am excellent at making desserts and eating them, because I really want to know what is in everything I eat, and people tend to make desserts too sweet.  My advice, take the level of sugar down 1/4 on most desserts, and they come out just right for the palate.  You can taste the bitterness of the chocolate just right, the vanilla, the whipped cream, the creaminess of the cream cheese, the fruitiness of the fruits, the custardyness of the flan, the spicyness of the cinnamon and the nutmeg.  And the merenguiness of the merengue (which is so merenguey it makes you want to dance, ergo, the name of the dance).
Still, I have dessert maybe once a day, and people tell me I look skinny; but that's because by my age, most Salvadoreans are supposed to be kind of chubby.  I'm actually borderline overweight for my height; but that's because muscle weighs more than fat.  Also, these fat guys with guns around here?  I could kill them without even drawing a weapon or firing a shot by wrestling their guns away from them and pistol whipping them to death with them.  That's just how I roll.
And believe me, the average Salvadorean diet is really not healthy; but you don't have to eat everything everyone around you is eating, and if you do eat all of those things, you don't have to eat all of it in one sitting.  On the rare occassions I go to a restaurant, I usually ask to take like 1/2 of my meal to go.
Most of the time, I eat what I cook (and women love me for it), and I cook what I eat.
Your other option:  Just eat a Big Mac, an chase your pop soda with a bunch of cornsyrup if you happen to be a phillistine; but you are really missing out if you do that.  I don't really care if you do; but you and your children will go blind at an early age and have to have your legs amputated.  This will be because you will have type II diabetes.  Your choice.  Learn how to cook, or go blind and legless.