Planking is Racist? Xzibit, Go Take a Chill Pill

Ok, I don't really give a crap why Xzibit or anyone else thinks planking is racist.  That's not why planking has become popular.  Also, planking is not why that one kid that tried to plank off a balcony died.  That kid died because he was stupid.  If you write checks that your body can't cash it will catch up to you. 
I think I can plank, as long as it's on my bed. In the olden days we called it sleeping.  Nah. I lie like a mofo, I actually did plank on the armrests of a loveseat, and the seat of a chair today, I just don't have tripod or a time delay camera to show you pics.
I was gonna try it on a low stool; but my center of gravity is too close to my nards, maybe that's why Rosario Dawson can plank on a hammock. Because her nards are internal.
Here's a vid of her doing that, just so you can see she's awesome at it. 
Rosario Dawon is an Awesome and Beautiful Person
As a challenge, I actually tried to plank on a completely different type of hammock to what Rosario Dawson owns, and when I totes failed at that, I tried to plank on the armrest of my lager couch. I now hurt in places that I forgot I had. Like my hams, my tendons, and my mucilages. Ouch! 
I think I'm going to go with Dan on this one and say that the new rage taking the world by storm is floating. That's where you make a video that makes it look like you are in zero gravity.  Try doing that you sexy motherfuckers ;)

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