Ok. When you are running for president of the US, leader of the free world, etc. etc. Ad infinitum, ad ridiculum, you try to be an inclusive person, because you need the votes. Michelle Bachmann has been really outspoken on how she hates gay marriage. Also, she wants to ban porn. That's where I draw the fucking line. I love porn.
You can take my porn when you take it from my cold, dead hands.
Here's how you give her a piece of your mind:
I'm a frigid bitch that will not ever be president
One thing that I insist you do not do, is to threaten her. Other than that, I encourage you to insult her all kinds of ways for being so stupid.
Also, I'm trying to do a little promotional giveaway. YOU WILL BE AUTOMATICALLY DISQUALIFIED FROM THE GIVEAWAY IF YOU THREATEN MICHELLE BACHMANN. Just tell her she is a dumbass, because she is; but I firmly believe that all mildly decent people have a right to feel secure in their persons and their homes. I would like to know what kinds of things you might want me to give you as a prize. Comment on this post. You are gonna have to answer some riddles if you want the prize, and you have to pick it up at my house in ES. Or maybe not. It depends on the prize you want. There will be only one winner; but you will all have an idividual quest. You must leave your email addy or some other way for me to contact you. You don't have to put that in the comments, just send me a mail to miltruiz506@hotmail.com. Tell me what you want your prize to be, and I will start the quest for you.
JUST TO MAKE SURE YOU HEARD ME LOUD AND CLEAR, YOU ARE TOTALLY ALLOWED TO TELL MICHELLE BACHMANN THAT SHE IS AN IDIOT. YOU ARE NOT, REPEAT, NOT ALLOWED TO THREATEN HER OR BREAK THE LAW IN ANY WAY.
ALSO, DO NOT HACK HER IN ANY WAY OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
So rap at me if you want and tell me what you want, and I'll send you on a quest.
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