Monday, July 25, 2011

Mother Fucker

Haha!  Somebody just called me a motherfucker on Youtube.  That's not even an insult to me.  That actually sounds badass.  Motherfucking Magnimus.  Now what if I were Grandmotherfucking Magnimus.  Because I have actually fucked a lot of people's mothers.  And even a few grandmothers.  Because a few grandmothers are really sexy.
Henceforth you can call me Grandmotherfucking Magnimus.  Yeah, there's a good chance I'm your father.
I'm like extreme Darth Vader.  I'm the guy that tells you I'm not your father; but I'm the father of all your aunts and uncles.
All while swinging a lightsaber around, and after cutting your hand off.
Still, Boba Fett is my favorite Star Wars character. He doesn't even need the force, he's so badass. BTW if someting is trying to digest you for as long as the sarlacc would, you can easily climb out of the fucking thing. Boba is not dead. Boba will never die. He is too badass. Death is scared of Boba.
There are tons of clones of Jango in the Star Wars universe; but there is only one Boba.
Tentacles and teeth are no match for laser blasters and jetpacks, and rockets.
 Mandalorians FTW.  Armor and iron will? Awesome. That's how you kill a sarlacc.
And it's in the canon that Boba did escape the sarlacc, and killed it too.  Boba does not fuck around.
Even Starkiller couldn't pull that off. 
Boba would totally p'wn Starkiller in a fight. No quarter given, none asked. 
;)



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