Tuesday, July 19, 2011

TSA Need to Go.

Look, the only way I would be ok with Yukari being charged, is if all those TSA agents got charged for multiple counts of the same thing, because they do it every day.  Even on kids.  Dozens of times a day.  Have you heard the story of the guy who was escorted off a plane for having a bagel?  Because these days the airlines don't even provide more than peanuts as a snack.  Let's put it all into perspective.  If the airlines were really serious about security, there would be a number of mesaures that could be implemented before boarding a plane, none of those would include sexual molestation, and all of them would be less intrusive and more effective.  K-9 units, for example.  A well trained dog knows how to sniff explosives out.  You got a knife or a gun?  Metal detector.  After you are in the plane, there would be an armored bulkhead to get into the cockpit, and the pilots would be required to be armed.  Seriously?  Are we collectively p'unked?  I believe we just might be.  By obama.  He said he was for change.  The part he didn't say was that it was for the worst.  I didn't mean for the worse BTW.  I meant to say for the worst.  Because this is the worst.  There is nothing about this clusterfuck that is good.  Nothing at all.
Unemployment at 9%?  Fantastic, what a bangup job, barrack hussein.
Lost the congressional elections after having both of the houses in the palm of your hand?  I laud you for that, oh lord!
In case you haven't realized it, I'm saying Sarah Palin (yes, that simpleton that we all want to see naked)  could beat obama (for some goddamned reason, neither barrack, nor hussein, nor obama will capitalize on my keyboard, no matter how much I press the shift or cap keys) in the next election.  god (fuck, that won't capitalize either for some goddamned reason, I mean, I can do it any other way.  Look: George, GGGGGGG, now let's try it again, god.  It just doesn't work) or Godzilla! (see!  It worked there!)  help us all.  Well, then, if you can't beat them, join them.
Godzilla help us all.  Actually, seems better than the alternative sometimes.  The alternative being Ultraman.

 

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