Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Gropin' TSA Agents

 Ok, so Yukari Mihamae has been arrested.  She was trying to board a plane, and didn't want to go through the scanners, so they were gonna sexually molest her, except she squeezed the TSA agent's boob first.  Now I call that a preemptive strike.  They are now charging her with sexual abuse for what the TSA agents do every day, even to kids.  There is a page on Facebook advocating she be cleared.  It's called Acquit Yukari Mihamae.  They are calling for a letter writing campaign so the DA will drop charges.  I already wrote mine.  It goes like this:

Good day to you sir,

I am writing to you concerining the case of Yukari Mihamae.  She is being charged with sexual abuse for allegedly groping a TSA agent. 
I think it bears pointing out that what she is accused of is what TSA agents do dozens of times a day to members of the travelling public with absolute impunity.
Therefore, in the name of justice and equity I demand that you either release this woman, or charge the TSA agents that perpetrate these same deeds on the population at large with multiple counts of the same offenses.
          Hoping for liberty and justice for ALL,

            Mag

So I already did my part, now you crazy kids get out there and do yours.  If the TSA were about to grope me I'd be like "get your hands off me you damn, dirty ape!"

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