Spam 419 Scam Central

Got this 419 scam email from
davidcopping@yahoo.cn
Here's the text:

Good Day,

Following the gazette by The World Bank Group to all financial institutions with National Savings and Investments to estimate the value of its unclaimed assets in savings with no customer activity for long periods with a view to harness around ?1bn lying dormant in banks accounts all over the world for re-investment, we have been commissioned to seek out legal beneficiaries to unclaimed asset as a means to ensure that genuine claims are not reverted to the government treasury and to maintain public confidence in the safety and security of the financial system during this credit crunch.

I am a Senior Partner with FARRER & Co, a U.K. law firm that arranges asset management and storage of special valuables for reputable clients. We have information concerning of the availability of a bank deposit which has been listed in your name. You are the beneficiary of the deposit box which contains 9.5Million. The lease on the Safe deposit box has expired and no further rental payments or claims have since been made since dormancy.

Financial assets are considered unclaimed when contact with an owner or beneficiary is lost for an extended period and the lease expired without further rental payments or claims. This often happens due to a name change after marriage or divorce, an unreported change of address or expired postal forwarding order, incomplete business transactions, illegible records and result of computer and clerical errors. When owners fail to claim an asset over a specified number of years known as the dormancy period, these funds which are held by financial institutions including but not limited to banks, stock brokers, utilities, employers, life insurance companies and others - transfer custody to a special trust account in a process known as escheat.

We have traced this bank deposit to you as the listed beneficiary and you are advised to contact this office immediately for release proceedings to commence with the courts.

Yours Faithfully,

Yours Faithfully,

David Copping

Associate Solicitor

FARRER & Co 

Y'all know what to do. Insult this asshole and his mother as much as you want.  He should know better than to even try.  Here was my reply to him (I'm feeling particularly inspired right now):
"Your mother must have felt very blessed when she gave birth to you.  She just sat on the toilet and gave birth to you.  And she didn't even know she was preggers, or that a person could give birth through the ass; but thankfully, by some miracle, she was able to fish you out of all the turds, and she discovered that  somehow you could, against all odds, operate a computer. 
Now let me explain something to you.  There is something known as a 419 scam.  Do you know what that is?  Because I know.  It's what you are trying to do.  I guess after all these years you are still a piece of shit, oh dearest friend."