Swinging

Ok, so some of you seem to like the details of my sexual life.  The Kelly Giraffe column I did a while back is one of the most watched page views, and it's not even on the main page of the blog.  And if I'd known about the bestiality, I wouldn't have fucked her.  Hell, it was hard enough for me to get hard for her without knowing about the bestiality.  In fact, that's the only time I've taken Viagra to fuck a girl.  But I did fuck her.  I can't deny it.  There's even video of it somewhere in the internet.
Now I'm gonna tell you a little more.  When I lived in the US, I was involved in the swinging community.  I've had sex in front of a lot of people.  I've had sex with other men's wives while their husbands watched.  The husbands asked me to have sex with their wives.
I also had an ongoing relationship with a couple for a little while.  Her husband would blindfold her and sometimes tie her to the bed.  I fucked his wife every Saturday night for several months, and she never even saw my face.  He watched sometimes, or sometimes he just read a magazine or watched cable TV.
Once, I actually got paid to have sex with a man's wife.  They paid me like $100 or $120 to be in that threesome, and the only reasons I even charged was that I was dead broke, and they lived in the SF peninsula, and I lived in Berkeley at the time.   That's a long commute.
When I came to ES, I actually tried to start a swinger's club, because what else am I gonna do with this old house?  But Salvadoreans are too uptight.  They don't go for the freaky deaky.
Currently, I'm working on a threesome, and also on getting another man's wife pregnant.  Probably will be doing the threesome tomorrow, Monday the 25th of July. And I'm gonna have a baby nine months from September.  I actually hope to have a lot of babies with this man's wife.   He doesn't want her anymore, so I'll take her.
Sexy sexyness sexxx.  It's gonna happen.