The 13 Best Bikes Evar.

Ok I'm not gonna be too picky about the term bike.  Some of these are gonna be trikes, some of these have sidecars.  Some of these are so dangerous that in the event of an accident you would die in and awesome concoction of blood flesh and metal (hey, if it's your time to go, don't halfass it)
Number 13:
Ok this is not an original idea; but it's the best execution I've seen of it.  The bike is a chopper, and the dude put a clearcoat on the fiberglass girl's body.  That bike has 1200 whore's power.

 Number 12:
The motherfucking Boss Hoss.  Take a look at this for a min:

That bike has a pretty large engine, if you've noticed.  That's because it has a fucking chevy V8 smallblock for an engine.  Among hotrodders, we know that as a mouse engine.  Some of these bikes actually have a rat engine (That's a Chevy bigblock) in them.  Those are so fast they can compete with funny cars at drag racing.

Number 11:
Hayabusa.  This one has a custom paintjob.  Look at all that chrome and gold accents.  I wanna have sex with the damn thing.  This is the result of this being a production bike.

 Number 10:  This looks like a Ducati.  But look at the sidecar.  That looks like a fucking Ferrari.  It  even has T-tops.

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That's like the perfect family vehicle.

Number 9: 

So this guy in Asia decided to build a motorcyle that looks Like the Alien from the Alien movies.  The one that Ripley fights against.  Now that bike looks awesome: but if you were riding it, and had an accident. You would be instantly killed.  Just look at how many sharp things are projecting from it.  Fuck that.  I'll walk instead.

  

Number 8:

 Dykes on bikes.  Fuckyeah! I love lesbians.

 Number 7:

Ok, so that's just your run of the mill chopper, except motherfucking Shakira is riding bitch.  If you can ever manage that, tell your grandchildren about it; but be careful, because their brains might just explode if you don't prepare them for it.

Number 6:

That's Vladimir Putin riding the fuck out of a trike.  BTW, don't mess with former KGB agents.  They will totally p'wn you.

Number 5:

OK, old timey bike, actually a trike; but its got a shielded belt fed machine gun in front of it.  Awhatup now, hater?  What's that smell, ah, yess dookie.  You just shit your pants in terror.  Completely understandable.  Now die in a rain of lead, asshole!

Number 4:

Motherfucking Genesis Climber  Mospeada.  That´s the inspiration for the tikes in K&S BTW.

Number 3:

The Magna 750:

This post would be seriouly lacking if  did not include one of the fastest cruiser bikes evar.  It doesn't even have a chain.  It has a frigging driveshaft.  Chains are for pussies.  This thing will outrun most sportbikes, BTW.

Number 2:
The original tron lightcycle:

I just have no words to describe how awesome this thing is.  the skinny tire is in the back.  The wide one in the front.  It has a cover so you can have AC, and I can see a way to have a targa top on it.

Number 1:

Ok, no pictures yet, because I'm still developing the damn thing.  It's the trike from K&S.  It will look like a tron lightcycle, except two tires up front, one in the back.  RWD.  No chain, all shaft. The military versions will be able to transform into battle armor.  I'm still working on it because this is a trike you will be able to lean in order to take the curves faster.  So I'm working on the suspension.