Relish

Ok, in the US buying a jar of relish is no big deal; but here in ES, it's a fucking pain in the ass.  So today I had to do some errands, and go to one of the biggest malls down here, and I found a bigass jar of Vlassic sweet relish, and a botlle of A-1 steak sauce down there.  It was over $11 but I'm just lucky I found the stuff, because I can make a steak sauce that tastes just the same, and I pickle my own gherkins; but who wants to go through the trouble of getting all the ingredients together to make that sauce, or  waiting for the gherkins to pickle to chop them up into relish?  Not me, I'll tell you that much.  I have so much relish now (a little jar of regular domestic pickles down here is about $4.  The one I bought is a huge jar, and it cost the same), that I can make tartar sauce, so I can dress a nice shark fillet sandwich (for some goddamned reason, you can't buy tartar sauce anywhere in ES, you have to make your own.  It's not that difficult, you just buy mayo, relish, and capers; but the hard part is that you either have to chop up your own relish, or buy it. Good luck finding it, and I just can't be bothered at this point in my life to make my own goddamn condiments.  I mean it's just fucking relish.  I should be able to buy that shit off the damn shelf, and today, thankfully, I was able to do that)  Also, I'm probably gonna try to do bacon wrapped hotdogs, just like Hatsune Miku loves to eat, as evinced here:
Hatsune Miku Chit Chat
and here:
Hatsune Miku and the Bacon Wrapped Hot Dog
On another note, on the bus ride home, this mendicant gets on the bus, and everything about his stance, his body language, and the words coming out of his mouth told me "he's about to hijack this bus."  I was all the way in the back, and could have easily gotten off at the next stop; but instead I just went for my tanto folding pocket knife, and my internal monologue was, "you are not gonna get a single red cent from me buddy, the only thing you are gonna get is stabbed in the heart."  He got out after like three stops witout any incident.  I don't know if I misjudged the guy, or if there was something about the way I acted that disuaded him from committing a robbery; but I'm pretty proud that although I could have easily taken the easy way out, I decided instead to stand my ground.  I mean seriously, there was something very shady about this guy.