Shart Week. Top 6 Craziest Sharks

Ok, I meant shark up there; but I'll be damned if I'll correct it. So apparently, there are many kinds of sharks.  Let's start with the pussy shark:
#6 Nurse Shark:
Ok, so these apparently are some kind of shark prevalent in Australia, and look what a dog does to it:
Dog Bites Shark
#5 Bull shark
Man Bites Shark
Now I completely disapprove of people eating shark fin soup; beacause it's just a status symbol.  But if you happen to fish a shark, eat it whole.  It's meat is tasty, and unlike most fish, it happens to not have spines in it.  Shark meat is very tasty.  Bread it, deep fry it, and dress it with lemmon and tartar sauce.  Frigging delicious.  But this happens to be the one shark most likely to attack you or kill you.
#4 Blue shark
Ok, that's the one shark that you don't want to eat.  Apparently it pisses through it's skin, not worth fising; because it tastes like piss.
but they seem to swarm around the next one in the ocean.
#3 Mako shark
Ok, this is the fastest swimming shark.  In fact it is the fastest swimming fish ever.  It's Reynold's numbers are off the chart (Reynold's numbers are an indication of how fast a thing can go in the water or while flying).  It also happens to be the shark that tastes most like swordfish, so it's overfished, unfortunately.  But it is a noble animal, and it should be allowed to live.  Also, swordfish should not be overfished.  Marlin should also not be overfished.
When Hemingway used to fish marlin in the Pilar, It is said that he used to carry a tommy gun to kill the blue sharks.  I'd just kill one.  Sharks will eat each other once they realize another one is bleeding. 
#2 The Great White shark
This one has been maligned because of the Jaws movies, and most of the time that they attack people, it's because they confuse surfers with seals.  They don't even like human flesh, and in my opinion, it's the surfers' fault for going out in the shark's environment pretending to be seals.  Let them live.
#1 The Land shark
You will need an M-1 Garand or cyanide bullets to kill this thing.
Ok, the land sharks and the bearsharks, def need to be killed.  Let us now, as the race of man, produce more .30-06 semiauto rifles, and more .357  Magnum pistols, preferably in seven shot or eight shot variety, so that these monsters of nature might die, once and for all.  The phrase we'll use will be "I'm loaded for bearshark."

Here's a song in the key of awesome by a shark about the plight of sharks.
Shark Week Song
And here's the song that song is based on:
Do they know it's Christmas after all
Ok, right now, there is another famine in Africa
Somali Famine
I am not in a position to donate right now; but maybe you are, and if you are, I am sure something good will come out of it for you.  I don't believe in karma; but I believe in reciprocation and the goodwill of people.  I would probably have starved to death by now myself if people had let me.