There are certain rules of the internet. Rule 34 is that porn exists for pretty much anything that you can think of on the internet. I shall expound on this later; but first let me tell you what is on my screensaver.
My screensaver consists of fictional spaceships, cool cars, motorcycles, Bobba Fett, Gundam, badass planes (from single prop '30s racers to state of the art jets), Hajime Sorayama illustrations (usually the sexy robots; but also the pinup girls), porn actresses either naked, getting fucked, or swallowing a load or a few (My favorite porn stars are Sativa Rose, with Sasha Grey being a close second; but there are many, many more porn actresses on my screensaver).
This is what brings us to rule 34. Another thing that is in my screensaver is fakes of all my favorite celebrities either naked or getting fucked. And the thing is, the fakes are better than real pics of the celebrities. I've seen paparazzi pics of Princess Diana topless on the beach. Her boobs weren't much to look at; but you take pics that she actually posed for, get a cute girl to pose nude, and put Diana's head on top of that body. Fucking hot. All thanks to the magic of photoshop.
I have fakes of all the sexiest women in Hollywood, and Flo from Progressive Insurance, and all my favorite singers, like Rihanna, for example. I fucking love rule 34. That merits a helicopter dick. Oh yeah! Imma slang that dick.
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