Ok, so I've been hearing these rumors in the intertubes that there is a sex tape of Nicky Minaj somewhere out there; but trying to look for any info about the story there is no substantiation at all of the rumor except for some topless picture of a girl that kind of looks like her. Her nip slip on the Today Show is more salacious, because at least I know that IS her with her tit popping out.
I'm calling bullshit. If there is a sex tape, I will not only watch it, I will also download it; because I happen to be in love with Nicky Minaj's ass. I would kiss that ass, lick it bite it, slap it and tap it as many hours of the day as I could dedicate to it. I would court Nicky Minaj's ass until her ass fell in love with me. That is an epic ass.
However, when someone happens to have a very large tattoo on their arm, it's pretty easy to tell if that is in fact the actual person they are claiming it is on that tape.Why in the hell do they not show the tattoo in the picture, and why the hell has that tape not been put up somewhere? If I had a sex tape of Nicky I wouldn't try to sell it for $100K. I'd start my own frigging website and get way richer.
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