Nazis, Coco Chanel, The Fall of the Third Reich, and the Hitler Youth

Ok, so this new book came out saying that Coco Chanel was a Nazi spy during WWII.  I don't necessarily believe the claim.  I believe that whenever a major claim is made, major proof must be shown.
I also think that her estate should come up with a better excuse than "Uhh, we don't know,"  Because if anyone accused me of being a Nazi, I would tell them exactlifuckingly where I was and what I was doing at the time, and why I was doing that.  I mean if you have ever watched Europa, Europa, which is an excellent film, then you know that this one Jewish kid actually fucked a Nazi officer the first time he fucked anybody, then when this other girl felt attracted to him, he tried to grow his foreskin back, and failed at it, and when the allies were closing in, he tried to defect to them; but all the rest of the Germans thought he was charging, so they charged with him, and they hailed him as a hero afterwards, etc, etc.  Just fucking watch the movie.
So if anyone accused me of being a Nazi after my death my goddamned heirs should account for my fucking whereabouts at the time. I mean, I know this girl that told me very candidly that during the war, the only reason that her grandfather and her grandmother survived is because a Nazi officer was fucking her grandmother, and basically, all her grandfather could do was try not to think too much about it.
I also knew this German lady a long time ago that told me about how her younger brother had to flee from place to place all across Europe to keep from getting drafted into the Hitler Youth.
Apropos, another excellent film about the last days of WWII is Downfall, starring Bruno Ganz.  It is so badass that it has actually spawned the Hitler meme on Youtube.  However, the original film shows (and this is historically accurate) how the Nazis used the Hitler youth as cannon fodder when the allies were at the gates of Berlin.
Also, the Pope.  I am quite sure that he was drafted into that.  I don't have a problem with him for being in the Hitler youth.  I only have a problem with him for being the goddamn Pope and not trying to correct any of the mistakes of the Catholic church over the last fucking five hundred motherfucking years.  What the fuck are you wating for, you fucking asshole?  A message from god?  Just have the balls to do it!  What a douchebag!