Ok, so someone around here seems to be making this concoction, called eggsoup. That's like when the Sigüanaba decided that instead of reverting to her demon form, she would just throw a feast but the soup she was going to offer the participants would smell just like hell would. My mother once made this crap for me, and I told her "there's no way I'm eating this." I went to bed hungry, rather than eat that shit.
I almost threw up just from smelling the bowl. Hell, I almost threw up a couple of times from smelling people prepare that bitches brew.
I will mention also, that in several cultures, people think that you are manly if you eat shark fin soup, cobras, scorpions, balloot, (a Pilipino "delicacy" that is basically pickled unhatched duck fetuses), tiger dick (leave the motherfucking tigers alone, China, If you can't get it up, use Viagra or Cialis; but if you keep fucking with my tigers, I will go over there and overthrow your fucking government with the biggest army of ligers that has ever existed, and again, when I mention ligers, I don't mean it in the conventional sense of the word) fucking turtle eggs (which if you're into that, I encourage you to eat those; because I fucking hate turtles with the white hot heat of a thousand suns, don't ask me why; but I just think those animals are an anomaly of nature that needs to be erradicated), and all kinds of bugs.
You know what's manlier than that? If you order that for me, or serve me that, after I've specifically told you not to, and then I fucking body slam you, and then put you into a Japanese chokehold, and break your neck or run you through with my knives. I'm pretty sure that would get me some fucking respect.
Kicking ass p'wns eating gross shit.
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