Chloe Lattanzi is Catching Flak. Lay Off Her.

First of all, I'd like to start by sending a warm greeting to my audience in Finland.  A couple of days ago I noticed people started reading me over there; but what I noticed since, is that you guys are following me almost as assiduosly as they do in America.  By the way, awesome job on those wingsuits you guys fly around.  Were those invented in Finland?  Because most guys I've seen flying those are Finns.
Ok, now let's get back on track.  This is the video Chloe is catching flak for:
Chloe Lattanzi - Play With Me
Ok, yes, there is suicide and drug use imagery.  Still, to say that it's disturbing, in my opinion, is going a little too far.  There is nothing in this video that is disturbing or offensive to me.  There is more violence, and drug use in the real world. Or in most movies, or even in video games.  GTA is basically about putting yourself in the role of a Psycopathic, prostitute murdering killer.  And I definitely do not approve of that.  Some of my best lovers have been prostitutes. I've actually fucked girls that I've had to change the sheets afterwards because they smoke so much crack that the sheets end up smelling like crack, and I hate that smell. I've never acquired an STD because of any of the sexy sexyness sexxx.  I love the sexy sexyness sexxx.  I love the fuck out of it.
now here's her reply to all the comments:
Have you noticed that Chloe is smoking hot even wearing an oversized flannel shirt? Because if you haven't noticed you are a fucktard.
Now let me point out one thing:  Chloe is hot, and to quote Adam Corolla, hot trumps everything.  Example; "She tried to shoot me; but she's hot.  All is forgiven.  Come here baby, put the gun away and let me feel your boobies" (I've actually been in that situation BTW, with the most screwed up girlfriend ever).
Now, all rise:  The honorable ass judge is presiding over this court.  He judges people by their asses.   His veredict is:  Chloe Lattanzi, you have been tried, and you have been found guilty of exceeding the sexy limit.  I sentence you to 40 spanks minus one.   All of those spanks shall be executed by the presiding judge (namely, me)  at your convenience.
BTW, Chloe's mom just happens to be Olivia Motherfucking Newton-John.  That's like the definition of badass.  Problem?  Swords at dawn.

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