Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Parties and Bathrooms

Pretty much anytime that you have a gathering of people who have been drinking you are going to have a line of people forming up on the bathroom to pee.  I remember this one time in SF that my friends took me to a party that I didn't particularly want to go to, and I spent the better part of it waiting in line.  It was actually interesting because the two girls behind me were playing with each other's boobs; but when the people who were in there stopped monopolizing the bathroom, the lesbians jumped ahead of me in line.  I was so ticked off at that point, and then one of my friends just told me, hey, let's just pee outside.  So that's what we did.
Here's a vid that is a pretty perfect example of what I'm talking about:
Don't monopolize the goddamned bathroom, asshole!
I guess what I'm trying to say is that nobody gives a fuck if you snort cocaine in public.  I have actually been offered cocaine by a friend of mine, and I don't think less of her for sniffing powder.  In fact, I know most of my friends have sniffed powder at one time or another (I never have.  That is the drug that scares me the most, because I think I would like it.  It would look like Scarface.  It just would be all bad).
Just don't do it in the goddamned bathroom.  People need to pee.

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