Thursday, August 25, 2011

Hackers

Ok, if anyone fucks up my fucking computer, I will either machete or katana, or slingshot, or nunchaku you to death.  I'm looking at you, South Africa.  Nerds should not fuck with me.  You hack my computer?  I will hack you dead.  That is the way it will go.  I will make a stealth submarining trip over there, just to kill you. I  don't even want to go over there for Pixie; but I WILL go over there for a grudge.  Fucking nerd.
Step off  or you will get a fucking katana in the eye and through the brain.  Do not fucking mess with me geek.  Even without weapons I could break your neck.  You know how to hack computers?  I know how to break people's necks with my bare hands.  But I will not go over there unarmed.
I cannot overstate this enough.  You push, you will get kilt.  By my hand.  I am all out of fucks, and all out of bubble gum bitches.  I don't even like bubble gum.  I hate that shit!!!!

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