Mag's Advice Column

Ok, so one of the pages I like to visit is FML; but sometime comments are deactivated.  So I will answer the hard-hitting questions right here.  On my blog.  You can also ask me questions in the comments if you want.  I'm not gonna gurantee the advice will be useful; but it will certainly be entertaining.  I'm not pulling any punches.  So here goes nothing:

Today, my grandmother updated her will. Previously, it denied inheritance to family members with non-white spouses, and any mixed-raced children. Now it does the same with politically correct terminology. She then bragged about how accepting she is in front of my Korean husband and our daughter. FML

Ok,  I am non-white; but I can relate.  My grandmother is batshit insane.  My very dear aunt (my grandmother's daughter) actually told her that she went to Australia, and she's probably not coming back for ten years, because she just doesn't want to deal with the senile cunt's BS.  Now this is because my grandma has spit in the faces of everyone that has ever tried to help her.  I am about the only person that still helps the stupid bitch; but I'll tell you this:  If I ever see my crazy scammer thief uncle again, I'm gonna punch him or stab him into another dimension.